What is Cinnaminson?
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A town in southern New Jersey. Widely known for trucker motels, prostitutes, it's drugged-out high school, and Friendly's. There is nothing to do in this town other than eat shit and die, or go to Friendly's. Also called Cin City.
A) Cinnaminson sucks ass. B) People go to Friendly's when they have the munchies in Cinnaminson.
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One of the most boring places on Earth. To have any fun you must travel to the next town. However, luckily we are right across the river from Phildelphia so South Street is a regular hangout. If you wanna spend your Friday and Saturday night hanging out in Mcdonalds parking lot then this is definetly your heaven. Harassing of Friendly's waitresses is something that MUST be done when you are either high or drunk (I should know I work there) The high school is know as Heroin High and considering our close proximity to Camden its easy to understand why. All C-town kids understand that a trip to the local diner at 3am is not something out of the ordinary, but yet again that is the MOST exciting thing to do in this town.
the typical C-Town night
Kid 1: What ya wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno what you wanna do?
Kid 1: I dunno...
...........4 hours later
Kid 1: so...what ya wanna do?
Kid 2: diner?
Kid 1: ....k
3.
a place
in new jersey
that isnt cracked out
itjust blows.
cause there is nothing to do here.
ya.
so
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1.)The birthplace of sodomy.
2.)Most notable resident is Valerie Sgro.
3.)Mostly known for crappy motels, closed down gas stations, and the main two drugs are pot and steroids. If your not doing one of those, you probably are in the wrong town.
4.)Brother's Pizza is good, but don't get a pepperoni pie, the grease seeps into the underbelly of the crust.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Hey man how do i get from your house from here?
Cinn-City-Citizen #2: You just go down 130, turn at the abandoned gas station, pass the shitty motel, and you're there. If you pass the group of three abandoned gas stations, you've gone too far.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Ah fuck, there's no streetlights in Cinnaminson, I'm just gonna get some Brother's.
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Syn.: Cinn-City or Cin-City
Noun: Cinnaminson is a small suburban town in South Jersey, about 10 miles from Philadelphia. Rather quiet, as there isn't much to do. Known for the motels along Route 130, the strip mall along said highway, its high school, and its diners. Once you come here, you don't leave.
Pros: Rita's, Friendly's, Stone Harbor, quiet, lulling atmosphere, and proximity to Philly/South Street
Cons: Heroin High (CHS), Friendly's, the utter boredom of having nothing to do, and constantly being in the shadow of Moorestown.
No one has ever really heard of Cinnaminson, we kind of fly under the radar here. And if they have heard of us, they think we're all druggies.
"Only the cool kids call it Club Wood-- the others just avoid it so as not to be caught high." ~Anonymous resident of Cinnaminson
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what these morons are saying is 100% untrue.
Cinnaminson is a fine, clean and financially secure town. Has hard working residents, nice stores, fine restaurants, NO graffiti and no trouble to speak of. The high school is constantly rated at the top in the county,.
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This is rock bottom. In a town full of dirt and trash, the place looks like iraq but worse. The people in cinnaminson are the weirdest people youll ever see in your life. Cases of cross-dressing, crackheads, and rape have been reported several times. The only thing to do in this town is walk to wawa get a coke and go home. The high school consists of morons and whores who fuck all the morons. Theres not a tad bit of intelligence in the whole town so dont expect a good conversation when out and about. Every single kid resorts to marijuana and alcohol and its likely that under 2% of the students will leave the state.
average cinnaminson day:
Person 1: Hey, im bored, where should we go?
Person 2: wawa.
Person 1: what then?
Person 2: get high
Person 3: i hate my life.
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