Cipher Tech

What is Cipher Tech?


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A technical solutions company, made up of a team of elite computer geniuses.

1. Question: Can I call Cipher Tech if I need my trees chipped?

Answer: No, you should call CHIPPER Tech for that.

2. Help, Help, My computer is running around the house electrocuting my children. I must call Cipher Tech immediately!

3. Most people should wear eye patches before calling Cipher Tech because when they witness the greatness first hand, sometimes their eyes explode out of their sockets.

4. <person 1> My mission critical application is ebay! I MUST be able to sell my trinkets at ALL costs. My Trinkets, My Trinkets MUST be SOLD! Can Cipher Tech ensure the uptime of my 28.8kbps modem?

<person 2> Cipher Tech would be glad to refer you to the fake Rob Hohner who will be glad to assist you.

5. All college kids are hackers, therefore is it safe to assume Cipher Tech just a bunch of HACKERS?

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