Circuit City Edit Meaning

1.

A place were extreme morons come to shop

Person: Hey, where do you guys keep your Cameras at?

Me: Right under the 12x6 foot circuit city sign that says cameras

Person: Do you know a warez site I can download this at?

Me: (Blank Stare)

Person: How can I steal wireless internet

Me: Beats self upon head with frying pan

See moron, stupid, headache

2.

1. A place for people who don't like Best Buy can shop.

2. A place where people who can't get a job at Best Buy work.

3. A place where Best Buy workers go after being fired.

"I'm going to shop at Circuit City from now on if you don't give me a computer!"

"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn't send someone to my house to show me how to use my DVD player!"

"Why doesn't Best Buy honor Circuit City's warranty?"

******

-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"

-Circuit Employee: "I set it on the counter"

-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."

-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."

-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"

-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."

See best buy, iq crew, retail, suck, stupid, pwnd

3.

Best Buy's bitch. Unable to keep their stocks above $5 when Best Buy's are always over $45. Basically every stupid foreign customer who doesn't know where Best Buy is shops at Circuit City instead.

Example 1:

Best Buy: Hey Circuit City, bend over and take this like a bitch

Circuit City: Ok, just be gentle this time....

Example 2:

Foreign Customer: "I from sheep, I buy.... I pay cash!!! you give me free bag?"

Associate: Stop it....

See circuit city, bestbuy, apple, foreigner, idiots

4.

The name of a store that will go bankrupt and then offer sweet deals only to find out that you just sold your soul to the devil

Hey i went to Circuit City this Week on their closeout sale! Got a good deal but i have the sudden urge to sacrafice a goat.

See demon, devil, bookeries, goats

5.

The meticulous, neatly-trimmed goatee style commonly worn by male employees of electronics retail companies, such as Best Buy and the late Circuit City.

My roommate just shaved his beard, now he's sporting the Circuit City. Makes a nigga wanna puke.

See facial hair, goatee, beard, mustache, shave

6.

A place where cubans and fat losers who have lost their virginityto 300 pound trannies work.

Jack works at Circuit City. His penis is less than an inch long when erect.

See small penis, nerd, loser, geek, virgin