What is Circuit Queen?
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A gay man, usually between the ages of 30 and death, who frequents circuit parties in large cities (often named after a color, as in “the white party”). Typically identical both physically and intellectually to the other 3,000 circuit queens in attendance. Difficult to determine exact age due to the counteracting effects of tina, botox, X, Viagra, Rogaine, steroids, the tanning bed, plastic surgery, and Xanax. Usually associates and/or mates exclusively with others of its sub-species.
That tired old circuit queen is 30 but looks 50 in the daylight.
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That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.
oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back agai..
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the process of sneaking into peoples yards undetected while intending to tip over their lawn gnomes just to piss them off.
i went gnome..
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A less time consuming alternative to literal showering (with soap and water) in which you shower yourself entirely in body spray deodera..
