What is Circuit Queen?
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A gay man, usually between the ages of 30 and death, who frequents circuit parties in large cities (often named after a color, as in “the white party”). Typically identical both physically and intellectually to the other 3,000 circuit queens in attendance. Difficult to determine exact age due to the counteracting effects of tina, botox, X, Viagra, Rogaine, steroids, the tanning bed, plastic surgery, and Xanax. Usually associates and/or mates exclusively with others of its sub-species.
That tired old circuit queen is 30 but looks 50 in the daylight.
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A fanatic of the punk rock band Green Day;
There are four types:
Old Fan: Liked Green Day since 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours; since..
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
