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An extremely long nap.
Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 ho..
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The champagne of beers.
Sorry i drank it all.
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The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Cham..
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When a gay guy goes in for the kill.
Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),
Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
See gordon, big b..