City Honors

What is City Honors?


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A school in Buffalo, NY particularly famous for its intellectual population and the very large amount of marijuana-users and dealers. The current principal is Dr. William Kresse, whose good qualities include not being too much of a dick. He does, like Mr. McTigue, talk way too much however.

Also quite noteworthy is its very large lesbian/bi population, with about a 40 percent result of girls in grades 9-12 expressing either outright lesbianism or bisexual tendencies.

Another rapidly expanding group within the school are the hipsters, who basically express the view that their music is THE best music out there, regardless of how true that really is. They generally tend to be overly condescending or indifferent to people they don't percieve as "cool", often making a point of ridiculing others in normal conversation with steely sarcasm.

The last (and most unfortunate) influential group in the high school is the scene group, which consists mainly of girls with alarmingly juvenile male physiques and layered hairstyles with various colored patches or distended cowlicks. Generally referred to as "emo" by the ignorant masses who don't realize that we are dealing with something much, much more dangerous than mere emo. This is emo's big brother. Scene is fucking scary, no bones about it.

human being: You go to City Honors?

CHS student: Yeah. You got any weed?

human being: Nope, don't smoke man.

CHS student: Really? Well, I listen to Bob Dylan, The Beatles, and Woody Guthrie, so naturally I smoke buttloads of marijuana. By the way, your band, whatever it is, sucks.

human being: You asshole.

See pothead, asshole, douchebag, beck, the beatles, buffalo, sabres


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