What is Civil Service Syndrome?


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A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.

Civil service syndrome symptoms

1. Its not my job

2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)

3. Two hour lunches

4. Annual leave, four times a year or more

5. Planned sick leave

6. Kissing ass

7. Working your own hours, not core hours

8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do

9. Grubbing for overtime

10.Doing as little work as possible

11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)

12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are

13.Power hungry

14.Sick on mondays

15.Not being able to walk in others shoes

See job, sick, leave, power


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