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When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorien..
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When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of ..
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when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.
dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll..