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when a girl wearing jeans is dry humping your cock and the zipper feels like an alligator biting your dick.
I was only wearing boxers a..
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According to maternal wisdom: "The vertical wrinkle between the eyebrows that makes you attractive to older men."
Mum: They&a..
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To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.
Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awe..
