Claes

What is Claes?

1.

The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.

First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.

If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.

Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!

SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!

Little boy: But..but...

SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!

Little boy: ...cancer -_-

SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!

See Xeofreestyler
93

Random Words:

Iruse
1. A female that will intentionally blow your mind, and say "It wasn't me." Always leaves a victim sexually mesmerized. &q..
Read more
Zonk Boy
1. A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each ot..
Read more
Yogabond
1. A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbuckslatte in one..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free