What is Claes?
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The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.
Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!
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A blow job.
In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."
See blowjob, hummer, giving head, pole smoking..
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A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Ol..
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the most creative of all sex positions,
involving a group of three
making the shape of the eiffel tower. ;]
guisy, rob and manuel did..