What is Clag?
1.
when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.
i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)
2.
learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.
I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.
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3.
An aviation acronym that originated within the Royal Air Force. It stands for "Cloud Low, Aircraft Grounded", but nowadays it is often used in general usage to describe grey, drizzly low laying cloud.
I don't fancy flying in the clag.
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4.
Clag can also refer to any smoke or byproduct of a large diesel engine's Starting or pulling heavy loads as seen with trains and semi's
During Locomotive starts, there's excessive clag
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5.
Brand of Australian glue, often used in a sentence to describe something that has become stuck or stopped up.
My Computer has clagged up 'cos I'm running too much stuff
6.
the fat ugly green women in Grand Theft Auto Vice City
quick shoot that group of clags over there
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7.
A slang adjective for a glob of snot from one's nose as it bares resemblance to Ausssie brand Clag glue.
Someone would say "I'm just getting over my cold and I have been blowing clags and clags of snot out of my nose all day"
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