Clag Nuts Edit Meaning

1.

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.

Hey Leslie, how was your date?

Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.

2.

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.

Hey Barri, how was your date last night?

Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!

See cling-ons