What is Clagera?
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A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
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