Clagnail

What is Clagnail?


1.

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

See Lucretia


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