What is Clagnut?
1.
A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
2.
A small piece of
I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several
pubes .
3.
This would be after an extended period of lack of regular sanitary arrangements such as on patrol in bandit country.
See also 'Bartleberry'.
Clagnuts are the crispy bits of shit that cling to the hairs around your anus.
4.
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
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