Clagnuts

What is Clagnuts?

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

See klingons, butt nuggets, shittles, tagnuts, toffee strings, winnets, clinkers, dangleberries

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