Claire Spaz

What is Claire Spaz?


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the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom

she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc

she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.

NICE

girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.

boy: i thought she got shot through the window.

boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.

teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.

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