Clairvoycant

What is Clairvoycant?


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Someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (Similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)

Additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.

Clairvoycant: "I predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months"

Woman: "That can't be, I just got married a month ago, and my husband's a blonde..."

Clairvoycant: "You MUST be mistaken, dear... After all, I have the gift, you know"

OR

Girl: "You'll never guess! My parents say I can go to..."

Clairvoycant: "Canada, right?!"

Girl: "Er, no.. London! And you know what else? I get..

Clairvoycant: "To take a friend along?"

Girl: "NO! a whole new wardrobe AND it's all expenses paid!"

See psychic, faux, crystal ball, useless, carnival


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