What is Clam Cammo?
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A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.
Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”
“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter
Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"
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