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the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed&quo..
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to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it
(while dark outside)
Mark: what..
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your computer is so infected with viruses that it has a CPU MeltDown
Dude 1: Weren't we supposed to chat with Joe last night.
Dud..