Clam Clamp

What is Clam Clamp?

When a female sticks their labia in/on to a sleeping friends mouth and/or face. Also known as a snail trail. For the male version see Teabag.

Man,

Billy was all passed out with her mouth open and Brenda clam clamped him"

See snail trail, teabag, snailtrail, labia

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