What is Clam Digger?
1.
A game, in which the object is to find parking...
Meatwad played clam digger all day, while master shake was stabbing him in the back of the neck with a fondue fork...
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2.
An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets.
An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper.
1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out.
2: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach.
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3.
A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including
"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a
vom bomb . Damn!"
4.
Clam Digger (N); A person who must "dig" to get to the "clam."
One who must move large amounts of fat to gain access to an obese woman's vagina.
"Mike slept with Fat-Susan last week."
"What a clam digger."
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noun -a sex-obsessed, usually grody male who is always pursuing cunt.
Lady 1: Who's that greasy man wearing all that cologne?
Lady 2: Looks like another clam digger, Shirley.
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6.
Boys who like girls who like girls. Similar to "Fag Hag" for girls who like boys who like boys.
Joe is sure digging Tina. Doesn't he know she's a muff-muncher? He's such a clam digger.
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Lesbian
Dyke
Rug muncher
Carpet muncher
Taco troller
That one there!! In the red plaid shirt! She's a clam digger!
