What is Clam Drape?
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A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.
Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a
lesbian .
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When given multiple answers, "all of the above" is always correct. See Dinan's Law.
When in doubt, use Hahn's law...