Clam Filtcher

What is Clam Filtcher?


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A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

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