Clam Hammer Edit Meaning

1. (UK) upper-class plural of poof ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves..

1. The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name. As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jo..

1. When a male has half an erection, or a quasiboner. The -er was dropped and an -o was attatched to play on the name of Quasimodo from th..