What is Clam Jam?
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The female equivalent to the cock block.
If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
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2.
Two women pressing their vaginas against each other.
I went to the strip joint last night and saw two chicks doing the clam jam
3.
The female equivalent of the
Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.
Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.
Trent has just clam jammed Lily.
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4.
to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a
Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.
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5.
The female equivalent of the
Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.
Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.
Trent has just
clam jam med Lily.
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6.
The female version of a sausage fest. A gathering of only women.
We need some guys up in here. This is turning out to be a clam jam.
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7.
When a female has two cocks in her vagina at the same time.
Mike and Joe were fucking me last night and clam jammed my pussy.
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