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(noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator
Boy - Hey baby you ready?
Girl - Yeah.
*bam*
Girl - What happened?
Boy - I finished.
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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every mi..
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According to Snoop Dogg, when he says "Church on the Moon!!", then it's time for everybody to go (or leave).
Snoop Dogg:..