Clam Pants

What is Clam Pants?

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"

dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"

dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

See clam, pants, ass, spandex

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