What is Clam Patty?
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When both you and your partner are fully clothed, sit on her lap. Proceed to shit your pants and then squirm around, giving your partner a squishy smearing sensation.
I gave that bitch the most juicy clam patty. Thought it was gonna leak through my pants.
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The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
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Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.
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An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral vide..
