What is Clam Patty?
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When both you and your partner are fully clothed, sit on her lap. Proceed to shit your pants and then squirm around, giving your partner a squishy smearing sensation.
I gave that bitch the most juicy clam patty. Thought it was gonna leak through my pants.
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Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner.
"So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You)
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When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if..
