What is Clam Patty?
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When both you and your partner are fully clothed, sit on her lap. Proceed to shit your pants and then squirm around, giving your partner a squishy smearing sensation.
I gave that bitch the most juicy clam patty. Thought it was gonna leak through my pants.
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this proves that the women is in control, because men will do anything for sex
woman:honey get me a sandwhich
man:get it yourself
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the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart.&quo..
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white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.
"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"..
