What is Clam Slam?
1.
The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.
DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!
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2.
The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.
"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"
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3.
Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!
I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.
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4.
The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.
Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.
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5.
What two lesbians do: Slam their clams together. Duh?!?
Isa and Jackie are all scissor legged upstairs doing a clam slam
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6.
A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.
There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.
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