Clam Slammer

What is Clam Slammer?


1.

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

See clamming, clam, pearling

2.

A lady-person who enjoys "slamming" or stimulating via touch, her "clam" aka her vag; snatch; gash; pikachu.

Also, the female version of a "Ham slammer."

Kelly: "What you doin' today, Bea?"

Bea: "Oh, you know, just slammin' the clam."

Kelly: "You're a clam slammer too? That's awesome!

See clam, vag, snatch, gash, poon


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