Clam Spanker

What is Clam Spanker?

1.

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

See clam, spank
77

Random Words:

Not Cool
1. An expression on how something is... well, not cool. Very similar to the following expression: gay, retarded, lame, etc. "Dude, yo..
Read more
Likelike
1. What some people say instead of love People that are to much of a pussy to say love say likelike..
Read more
Vanilla Ice
1. Eminem's long lost father... Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it..&q..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free