What is Clam Stomper?
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A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.
"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."
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