Clam Tracks Edit Meaning

1. One of your friends who always hurts his or her face when they're drunk. Dude, he is the group zentmire. See hurt, face, z, funny..

1. A state of being physically out of position. His out-of-positioness impeded him from being in an advantageos position for a good angle...

1. Upon defecating, one without toilet paper cleans his/her underparts in the shower rather than by wiping. "Man there was no more to..