Clam-jam

What is Clam-jam?


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(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."

(verb) to block a female from getting sex.

also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.

"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"

"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."

"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."

"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."

See cock-block, cougar, ugly, modelesque, bitch


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