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Too much "dressy" trim on a house.
My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.
See tradesman..
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When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon.
"Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lem..
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Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.
My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight...