Clamped

What is Clamped?

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours

Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass

Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then

Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole

Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

See clamp, clamped

Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"

If you understand shammers, you understand clamped

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