What is Clamped?
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When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
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Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"
If you understand shammers, you understand clamped
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a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
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A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python
*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*
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Verb. Meaning: to engage in shameless selfpromotion on the internet that borders on the insane.
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