What is Clampy Mchorseboy?
1.
a supreme example of the human species, who's intelligence is only topped by his modesty.
Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see
"Hello Mchorseboy", - "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF"
"Oh my god, its mchorseboy, that cheese"
2.
A common name for the one known as Ben. also refered to as 'Benji', 'Clampy' and 'McPhearson'. This primitive form of humanity is usually over-productive and a good worker, but is easilly distracted and instantly aroused by the sight, smell, sound, touch and/or taste of clamps. Be it innocent or self-induced, this alfa-male will pounce and initiate in it's mating tactic with said clamp. this tactic involves hoofing. (see
"Ahhh! It's Clampy McHorseboy!"