Clamshell Edit Meaning

1.

Clamshell

This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.

Rachael: Ok Joey.

Gets intimate(in a bathroom)

Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?

Joey: It hurt like hell.

Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...

Joey: She did, oh she did.

See bad, hand, job, clam, shell, intimate, horrible, monstrosity, killer, dislike

2.

Clamshell

This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.

Rachael: Ok Joey.

Gets intimate(in a bathroom)

Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?

Joey: It hurt like hell.

Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...

Joey: She did, oh she did.

See hand, job, hurt, mean

3.

A device identical in features and construction to a notebook, but used solely by the technologically retarded and/or disadvantaged. It is used for THE email, to attempt to attach pictures, unsuccessfully open attachments, and to be the source of constant confusion/frustration.

A: What are you doing?

B: I am just perusing the interwebs on my clamshell.

A: Can you fix my clamshell?

B: What is wrong with it?

A: I've spent four hours on this damn clamshell trying to get these wireless interwebs running.

See notebook, laptop, computer, interwebs, technology

4.

This is a term used to describe the action of hanging up on somebody while using a flip style phone.

Verb: Clamshelling

Past Tense: Clamshelled

1.) I was talking to my bitch but she started to get all straight funky whack so I clamshelled that bitch.

2.) Keep talking shit or I gonna be clamshelling your ass

See hang up, shut down, disconnect, phone, end