Clamshell Anus

What is Clamshell Anus?

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

Oyster Poaching

1. To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat. Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster P..

Z-gunt

1. When a woman's profile almost resembles the letter "Z" - Her gunt sticks way out front, and her butt sticks way out the ..

-1st Base

1. Dude. Do you really need to know about -1st base? You must be really bad. Um...I guess its just sucking at making out really really real..

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