What is Clamspeak?
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The dulcet tones emanating from the engorged twat during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and buttocks. These sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the vaginal lips and ass, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.
Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!
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A combined version of Candlejackand Nigger.
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