Clanger Edit Meaning

1.

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

I ate a clanger for my tea.

See clanger, pasty, pie

2.

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

See skinny, twigger, thin, boney, skeleton

3.

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

See stuff up, mistake, error

4.

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

See stuff up, mistake, error

5.

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

6.

originates from clanger english for mistake

a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head

"oh did u get with hudson last night"

"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"

"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"

"yeah banging mate"

See fanny, head, fart, clanger, flange

7.

from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.

synonym : jailbait.

Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.