What is Clanger?
1.
A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)
I ate a clanger for my tea.
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2.
Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.
Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.
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3.
When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
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When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
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5.
A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.
"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping
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6.
originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head
"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"
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7.
from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.
synonym : jailbait.
Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.
