Clanguage

What is Clanguage?


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A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.

This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:

Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)

Yinglish (Yiddish)

Yeshivish (Yeshiva)

Jewbonics (Hebrew)

Hebonics

Hebronics

Hebrish

Runglish (Russia)

Ruglish

Russlish

Frenglish (French)

Franglish

Franglais

Franish

Fringlish

Spain-ish (Spanish)

Spain-lish

Espanglish

Espaninglish

El Spanish Broken

Inglañol

Englañol

Spanglish

Espan'glés

Espanolo

Portinglês (Portoguese)

Portu-inglês

Portenglish

Portunglês

Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)

Yanito

Inglés de Escalerilla

Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)

Serblish (Serbia)

Praglish (Czech)

Czechlish

Czenglish

Poglish (Poland)

Hunglish (Hungary)

Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)

Engleutsch

Denglish

Denglisch

Dunglish

Donglish

Dinglish (Danish)

Danglish

Swidish (Sweden)

Swenglish

Svengelska

Finglish (Finnish)

Wenglish (Wales)

Minglish (Maltese)

Greeklish (Greece)

Grenglish

Latinoellinika

Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)

Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)

Frananglais

Namlish (Namibia)

Jinglish (Jamaica)

Jamlish

Indlish (India)

Inglish

Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)

Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)

Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)

Tinglish (Thailand)

Thenglish

Thailish

Thainglish

Singlish (Singapore)

Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)

Englog

Enggalog

Konglish (Korea)

Konglish (Hong Kong)

Chinglish (China)

Mandaringlish

Japlish (Japan)

Japanglish

Finnish (Farsi, Iran)

Fingilish

Finglish

Penglish

Pinglish

Pingilish

Turklish (Turkish)

Arablish (Arabic)

Arabizi*

*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!

The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!

See english, globalization, netspeak, hebonics, zombie language


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