What is Clapham Face Lift?
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noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!
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a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.
Who the hell jizzed on..
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The state of being ghetto fabulous to the point of absurdity.
Karen is a ghettobulous ho with icing drippin of her beak.
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