What is Claphamite?
1.
A resident of the South West London area of Clapham responsible for its gentrification. Claphamites are typically middle class and in their 30s or early 40s. They drive Chelsea Tractors, visit 
Claphamites are posh and trendy and wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near ghastly places like nearby 
Did you see that pair of Claphamites coming out of Brixton tube? They looked scared shitless.
See