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When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effect..
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A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.
Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.
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A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyw..