Clapping Sphincter

What is Clapping Sphincter?

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

See fart, flatulence, gas, asshole, poop

Laggnificent

1. (adj) when an internet connection is very laggy. person 1: Dude, I couldnt even move in Brawl last night, the lagg was so bad. person ..

Holy Fuck-sticks

1. Used to express excitment *looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold* HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111 See Jon..

Qumc

1. someone who makes gorilla noises when being sexed. by people with k names. THASH DISHGUSHTING QUMC! See fag, gay, homosexual, mckenna ..

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