What is Clapping Sphincter?
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The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.
I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.
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The jewfro kid from Donny who looks like Andy Murray . . . he's cool . . . and a stoner
'Who are you?'
'Oli Stones..
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a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed
frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh..
