Clapping Sphincter

What is Clapping Sphincter?

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

See fart, flatulence, gas, asshole, poop

Zeiphor

1. The only reason to live. ex: I only live for the Zeiphor. See awesome, love, epiphany, life, reason, Zeiphor..

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

Studbolt

1. An abnormally erect penis. you dont want to see an expamle of a studbolt! See stud, bolt, erect, erection..

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