Clapping Sphincter

What is Clapping Sphincter?

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

See fart, flatulence, gas, asshole, poop

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