Clapping The Ham

What is Clapping The Ham?

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

Mither

1. literally a replacement for the word 'bother' 'He's a mithering twat' 'There was some mither in pub last..

Lm----mln/

1. a emoticon I use on aim to represent me flipping somone of. Ilovecock:UR A COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: lm--(-_-)--mln..

Onion Soup

1. Phrase used to describe powerful B.O. (body odor). A person with powerful, stenchy, reeking B.O. may smell like onion soup. The smell ..

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