Claptonism

What is Claptonism?

1.

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

See claptonism, fender, fender stratocaster, cocaine, crossroads

2.

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

See eric, clapton, god, derik, derek, claptonism
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