Clarence Edit Meaning

1.

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

See clit, masturbate, finger, orgasm, rub

2.

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual(third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.

Trevor: "I hate you"

Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)

Trevor: I'm a shit

Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)

Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"

-or--

Emiley: Jeez im skinny

Clarence: Yep, bitch.

Emiley: That's mean.

Clarence: Thats right.

Emiley: You're an asshole

Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.

See sex, sexy, balls, metrosexual, morgan

3.

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.

Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...

See dick, asshole, assface, douchebag, annoying, penumbra, black plague

4.

A name parents give to a male child who they see little to no successful financial future. Any parent who names a female child this obviously does not want the kid and was likely to have seriously considered adoption.

Parents who name their children this are not doing it on purpose. It is a subconscious decision that is influenced by the work of God. When God foresees a person growing up to become a dumb ass, he goes back in time and puts dreams in the parents' minds to name the child Clarence (other names include Cleetus and Judd, or any first name consisting of two words such as "Billy Ray").

People named Clarence are notorious for nappy teeth, body odor, and a general lack of intelligence that makes one question why God would have allowed the child to be born at all.

Boss: Clarence, what the fuck were you thinking stealing a license plate and placing it on a car that's not yours, not to mention driving that car in the richest neighborhood in town at night with your friend who has a loaded pistol.

Clarence: Uuuuuuuuuuuum. Ummm. Uh. I thought it was mine.

Boss: You never bought a tag to begin with. How does that make sense?

Clarence: Um. Um. Uh. Who told you that?

Boss: The motor division. We even looked up your police report. It's public record.

Clarence: OK. Um. Uh. Um.

Boss: Get the fuck out of my office you dumb ass. You're obviously too stupid to be working for me. Try not to kill yourself on the way home.

See dumb ass, honeybun, honey bun, clarence, billy ray, cleetus, judd, nappy, god