Clark Edit Meaning

1.

a sexual position. Accomplished by the woman doing squat thrusts on the seated male member. Up and down. Classically down on the couch ion a group of drunken friends. Also can be a verb. i.e. clarking

Me and my bitch clarked last night.

2.

To thwack, a blunt hit.

I clarked him in the face with a brick.

3.

V. clark

A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

See clark, grab, crotch, junk, shot

4.

Superman

He just Clarked that hoe.

See clark, superman, hoe, chubby, cocky

5.

Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.

Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!

See puke, barf, matilda, spew, semenate

6.

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.

See clark, injury, foot, nose, shoe

7.

The gagging sound that is heard when a mouth is being fucked, most commonly encountered during a blowjob.

I went to this girl's house last night and things were pretty boring until she gave me the clark, and I left.

See oral sex, blowjobs, hoes, clark